I Slay Gods in a Mental Hospital, and My Agent Is Hongjun

After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Xiao Yao became the most dazzling inmate at Cangnan Psychiatric Hospital. While others tremble before the mysteries, he plays Fight the Landlord against himself in his hospital room using [One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones]. While others struggle to cultivate, he lives off the “retirement pay” handed out by the Dao Ancestor, wondering how to have a heart-to-heart with the aloof sword immortal and the nine-tailed fox queen. Then the God of Deception descends, and Lin Qiye is trapped in a hopeless situation. Xiao Yao sighs, puts down his cola, and grumbles to the immortal-looking figure inside him, “Old Hong, overtime pay costs extra.” The next moment, The sword rogue’s avatar shatters the divine ruins, the Taoist fanatic’s avatar rewrites the rules, and the immortal physician’s avatar heals the whole team back to full. The whole world is stunned: “What the hell kind of immortal is this?!” Hongjun’s phantom strokes his beard and chuckles. “He is this poor Daoist’s agent.” Later, the gods roar, “He fights dirty! He used economics to break my Domain of Wealth!” A veteran Night’s Watch member rubs his temples. “If he can negotiate, don’t fight. If he can talk… whatever you do, don’t let him open his mouth!” As Xiao Yao watches the number of beauties and bonds around him grow, he puts away his playful smile. “I used to want to shield you from every storm.” “Now… I’ve decided to rewrite the rules of heaven and earth for you.”