Siheyuan: Transmigrating as Silly Zhu, I Get a Daily Fortune Reading

After transmigrating as Silly Zhu in Love in the Courtyard, he awakens not only a daily fortune-telling System but also a proficiency System. [Tomorrow’s fortune: Very bad]: (Tomorrow night, He Daqing and the widow Bai will leave the capital for Baoding on the first coach from Qianmen Station, in the early hours of the morning. Jia Zhangshi will steal from your home. Distracted by He Daqing’s affair, you won’t notice, and you’ll decide to take your younger sister, He Yushui, to Baoding. You won’t find He Daqing, and the widow Bai will drive you out. You’ll get soaked in the rain under a bridge and return home dejected.) “What? You think you can run? Not a chance!” He Yuzhu grabs He Daqing with one hand, then heads straight to the Military Control Office. “So you stole from my family, did you? Today, I’m sending Jia Zhangshi to jail!” [Tomorrow’s fortune: Good]: (Tomorrow, Matchmaker Wang will come to the courtyard and arrange a match for Qin Huairu at the Jia family’s home. You’ll get to her first.) “Good, good, good. Qin Huairu, huh? Wonderful. You’re mine.” [Tomorrow’s fortune: Great luck]: (Early tomorrow morning, you’ll be practicing martial arts in the woods at Beihai Park when you unexpectedly encounter an elderly man, a very important figure, talking with his granddaughter. You’ll display extraordinary power and win his favor.) ??? What’s going on? Has this turned into a modern xianxia story or something? [Tomorrow’s fortune: Minor luck]: (Tomorrow morning at 8:10, you’ll encounter a pigeon that has flown into a wall and knocked itself out in front of the mutton restaurant. You can wait by the wall for your pigeon.) “Big brother, pigeons are so cute. How can you eat one?” He Yushui’s eyes go wide. A mouthful of pigeon meat is promptly shoved into her mouth. “Mmm, it’s delicious. Poor pigeon, what a terrible way to die. Sob, sob.”