The Little Prodigy Rides a Tiger Into the Military District, Scaring Her Five Commander Uncles to Tears

[Period setting + adorable beast-taming child + five uncles + everyone gets their comeuppance]

Three-year-old Tangtang is abandoned by her sexist adoptive parents deep in the Changbai Mountains, left as food for wild beasts.

The whole village expects her to be torn to shreds. Instead, she rides a four-hundred-jin Northeast China golden tabby, a baby bottle in her mouth, and swaggers right into a military compound!

The sentries are scared stiff, and the top brass is in an uproar!

Just as the guns are aimed at the little girl, the five youngest generals in Huaguo, her uncles, rush over as soon as they hear the news!

The eldest uncle gives her a smoldering look. “Who dares lay a finger on my precious girl?”

The second uncle loads his gun. “This big cat is my niece’s mount. Let’s see who dares stop her!”

Her awful adoptive parents come to claim her? Sorry, Tangtang waves her little hand, and the beasts stampede!

As everyone watches the girl they once abandoned get spoiled rotten by five powerful men, she’s lifted high in the air by her uncles every day, and even the young heir of the capital’s most elite circle holds her in his arms and coaxes her: “Call me big brother, and I’ll give you my life.”