Bound to the Merit Live-Streaming System from the start, he thought he was in for the classic tale of slaying demons and ascending to immortality. But the System’s very first mission was: “The streamer must go live promptly at 8 p.m. and use quantum mechanics to explain the cause of the vengeful spirit outbreak on Subway Line 14.”
And so history’s most hardcore streamer was born: one second, he was using “Schrodinger’s cat” to explain why vengeful spirits exist; the next, he was using the “Golden Light Spell of Taiyi” to send them all off to reincarnate.
But after fighting tooth and nail to earn a million merit points, he turned around to discover that his own orange cat had hacked the System’s shop. Pinned to the homepage was: “Tuna mousse cans, limited-time flash sale, get yours now!”
Just do it! Bored to listen