A former top-tier star, now drowning in debt, joins a survival show where everyone else risks their lives while he lies flat.
They laugh at how laid-back he is; he laughs at how worked up they get.
After all, only when the tide goes out do you find out who's been swimming naked. And me? I'm not only wearing swim trunks, I'm swimming on my back.
Fellow contestant: “Shi Yang is a good-for-nothing. Just wait until he gets eliminated!”
Then I used his discarded materials to build an automatic fishing trap.
Clickbait account: “Shocking! Former top-tier star stranded in the wilderness, mentally unstable and talking to himself!”
I was just complaining to the System: “These easy-mode tasks are way too simple. Can I get better rewards?”
They think I'm here to survive, but really, I'm here to get a head start on retirement.
Want to see how I turn a survival show into a retirement vlog?
Click in for one wild move after another and all the laughs you can handle!
