I Run a Gambling House in the Cloud Cultivation Realm

As Chen Xuan plunged from the 88th floor of the trading hall, his final thought was, “What a shame that meme stock hasn’t been closed out...” But when he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated to a world where spiritual energy could be traded like stocks. Here, the Nine Great Immortal Sects corner the market in spiritual veins and fleece retail investors. Here, cultivators still barter with storage bags. While everyone else was breathing in spiritual energy, this ordinary man with no spiritual roots just smiled. He could see candlestick charts moving across the heavens and earth, and a bullish MACD crossover was the perfect time to cultivate! “Fellow Daoist, ever heard of spiritual-energy leverage? Triple the returns, and if your position gets liquidated, you only lose your principal!” “Fairy, would you like to try tribulation insurance? Our probability models guarantee compensation for all nine rounds of heavenly lightning!” Starting with his book, “A Guide to Candlestick Charts for Immortal Arts,” Chen Xuan used algorithms to optimize cultivation methods, shorted and crushed cultivation-world tycoons, and even developed a “Spiritual Vein ETF” so ordinary people could cultivate too. As the entire cultivation world followed his “bull-market calls” and frantically added to their positions, no one realized that this “Heavenly Mystic God of Wealth” was playing an even bigger game. “You cultivate for immortality. I cultivate for...” Chen Xuan toyed with the copper coin that could devour fortune and gazed into the depths of the firmament. “To be the house.”