My Stunning Harem Goddesses Have All Fallen Apart

(Lighthearted comedy + multiple heroines + love-triangle chaos + fresh premise + suggestive romance + you know what I mean)

Lin Feng only wanted to be an unremarkable college student. Then one day, he woke up to find an icy empress clutching a sword on his living-room sofa. She claimed he was the “destined one” she had waited three thousand years for.

Next, the gentle widow who had just moved in next door knocked to borrow some soy sauce. Blushing, she said, “The lights are broken at my place. Could you keep me company for a while?”

Even the campus belle, who had always seemed beyond his reach, suddenly started showing up every day, saying, “Your instant noodles taste better than Michelin food.”

Looking at the various goddesses crowding his living room, Lin Feng watched his game controller tremble in his hands. “Wait, don’t you have work or school?”

The empress drew her sword. “My empire matters less than a single glance from you.”

The widow handed him freshly baked cookies. “Xiao Lin, I live alone, and I’m afraid of the dark.”

The campus belle snatched his noodle fork. “I’ll bring ingredients tomorrow. You can make me a full banquet!”

Lin Feng: “...Maybe I should go buy a bigger sofa first?”