I Am Emperor Xian of Han, Bound to a Suicide-Seeking System from the Start

[Absurd Three Kingdoms antics + reverse strategy + officials misreading their ruler + lighthearted comedy + System power fantasy]

Liu Xie transmigrates as Emperor Xian of Han and binds himself to the “Court Death System.”

If he gives up the throne or is deposed by a powerful minister, he can return to the modern world with a trillion in assets and live in luxury!

So Liu Xie sets out to court disaster: when Dong Zhuo enters the capital, he calls him fat to his face; when Cao Cao takes the emperor hostage, he tries to marry Cao Cao’s daughter off to a beggar; when Liu Bei comes to offer his service, he orders his men to throw the Imperial Uncle out.

But then…

Dong Zhuo: The emperor insulted me because he considers me one of his own. I’m moved!

Cao Cao: His Majesty fears no tyrant. He is truly an emperor for the ages! I’ll fight to the death for him!

Liu Bei: His Majesty is testing my resolve. I’ll go fight with all my might!

Watching his realm grow more secure by the day, Liu Xie breaks down completely: “Please, someone depose me already! I really don’t want to be emperor!”