Transmigrating as Hua Xiong, I Run Into Guan Yu from the Start!

[Comedy Three Kingdoms + wild historical twists + unhinged antics + no cheat System] Everyone else transmigrates to become a hero, but I turn into cannon fodder from the start?!

Hua Xiong, the famous Three Kingdoms one-slash wonder, is an unlucky guy who gets killed as soon as he shows up. A modern office drone transmigrates into his body and opens his eyes to find Guan Yu coming at him with a blade!

What should he do?

Run? Two legs can't outrun the Red Hare!

Fight? Lord Guan can slice him into roast duck with one strike!

Then there's only one option: talk his way out of it!

"Lord Guan! Which came first, the chicken or the egg?!"

"Zhang Fei! What's six plus eight?!"

"Lü Bu! Do you know what quantum mechanics is?!"

When modern, goofy thinking collides with the Three Kingdoms, hilarity and survival ensue, and the underdog fights his way back from the brink!