Naruto: Is Chakra Poisonous? How Did I Become Naruto?

My name is Naruto, and I'm also Li Mingren.

On the day I was born, I killed Obito with a single poke of my finger.

My parents lived, and the Nine-Tails knelt.

The whole village thought I was a divine child.

No one knows I'm cultivating immortality.

Orochimaru is my ally.

The Akatsuki are watching me from the shadows.

My master is waiting for me at Wudang so I can serve him tea.

[Click to see how an immortal-cultivation big shot keeps a low profile while showing off in the Hokage world]