The Entire Court Fawns on Me, and One Outburst from the Poet Immortal Raises a Million Soldiers

Transmigration · Power struggles · God of War · Poetry Immortal System · Contest for the Princess’s hand · Decisive and ruthless “I command a million troops. You’re going to lecture me about restraint?” Zhu Di transmigrates into the good-for-nothing legitimate son of the Minister of Rites in Great Xia. He wakes up in a brothel, drugged and framed by his stepmother. His father catches him in the act, and the whole city curses him. Meanwhile, his younger brother is using Zhu Di’s poetic talent to steal his poem, “Bring in the Wine,” and compete for the title of imperial son-in-law. “Ding! Poetry Immortal System activated: Poems can slay enemies, lyrics can behead generals, and essays can bring peace to the realm!” When his younger brother recites, “Have you not seen the waters of the Yellow River descend from heaven,” at the Qionglin Banquet, hoping to win the eldest princess’s favor... Zhu Di arrives beneath the moon, dressed in common clothes and reeking of wine. “My poem? You think you’re worthy of reciting it?” He takes up his brush and writes “Man Jiang Hong.” Literary energy surges skyward, transforming into a hundred thousand armored warriors, their ranks arrayed before the palace! The entire court is stunned. The emperor rises from his seat and slams the table. Later... An enemy army gathers at the border, and no one in court dares to fight. Zhu Di lies drunkenly atop the city wall, flings his brush like a sword, and laughs aloud: “My rage lifts my hair to the crown; I lean on the railing as the rain subsides...” The moment the poem is complete, a million heroic spirits emerge from its verses and form ranks on the northern frontier! One sword shines cold across the nineteen provinces.