Slay the Gods: Si Xiaonan, Behave Yourself! Don't Do Anything Reckless!

[Slay the Gods fanfic] [Making up for regrets] [Absurd antics] [Golden finger retirement home] [The lovable Wang Dalong] [Nüwa, Pangu, Fuxi] [A master at flirting] Jiang Yi transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion Conversion System. The higher the ranking of the forbidden power belonging to the person whose emotions he stirs, the more emotion points he earns. So, whose forbidden power ranks highest in Cangnan? Apart from Lin Qiye, that would be Si Xiaonan, the agent of the God of Trickery. So Jiang Yi takes advantage of the fact that Lin Qiye is still too young to know better and swears brotherhood with him, triggering a shared-punishment mechanism between the two. When danger strikes, Jiang Yi silently positions Lin Qiye in front of him, pulls out his rubber band, and uses it to smash the window of an Outer God... Si Xiaonan: “Who are you calling child-sized?! Believe me, I can beat you until you cry for your mommy!” “I believe you, Mommy.” Hongying: “We're doomed. My soft, sweet little cupcake has become a... without even feeling a thing...” And so, a poisonous strategist appeared out of nowhere in the world of Slay the Gods, someone who could land a cutting remark even at a passing dog. “Little black mutt, don't think that just because you call Erlang Shen your master, you can fly up to heaven.” “Tsk, tsk. So you're Loki? What's the point of barking? You're only a good dog if you actually bite me.” As the Western gods bore down on them, Jiang Yi stood in the air above Cangnan City. He launched the first strike against the Western gods with a single halberd! “Eat my mighty halberd!” The Western god's pupils contracted as he realized the halberd was a divine weapon. “Ah! I don't eat!” After the great calamity in Cangnan, Jiang Yi became the youngest newcomer to the ranks of Daxia's six human ceilings! The Night's Watch headquarters issued a special decree: “Limitless combat strength, unmatched charisma, crowned king in his youth!” Title: Supreme Hegemon!