Selling Eerie Scripts on the Street, I Talk the Gods into Knots

No romance, comedy, power fantasy, and nonstop absurd antics to keep you laughing! Welcome to the Divine Performance Grand Theater! Let Jiang Yi show you a different kind of life in the game scenarios! Other people enter a horror scenario: they run around in a panic, fighting to survive. Jiang Yi enters a horror scenario: he sets up a street stall and goes all-in on sales! The chainsaw butcher’s chainsaw is rusty? Sell him heavy-duty rust remover and a maintenance manual, with lessons included! The long-tongued vengeful ghost has a sore throat? Throat lozenges coming right up, with cashback for a good review! The red embroidered shoes are so full of resentment they can barely walk? Elderly-friendly walking shoes plus superglue, the perfect cure for twisted-ankle resentment! Even an ancient god afraid of light pollution? Custom blackout goggles, deal closed! The 【Myriad Worlds’ Truth Street Stall System】 is activated! Ghosts are customers, scenarios are markets, fear is worthless, and business opportunities are the real hard currency! Ghosts: What kind of weird stuff are you selling? Jiang Yi: A good product is one that solves a problem! As long as my products are outrageous enough, fear can never catch up with me! Every ghost is a customer, every scenario is a business opportunity. From cheap-rent apartments to psychiatric hospitals, from vengeful ghosts to ancient gods, they’re all repeat customers! Jiang Yi declares: Stop making things scary. Let’s make money! I have only one goal: turn this death script into a publicly traded company! I’m going to buy the entire Divine Performance Grand Theater!