The easygoing immortal Venerable Qingyao fails her tribulation and is forced to bind herself to a rigid but adorably clueless System. Together, they set off on a “scum-tormenting quick transmigration” journey.
But then
When it’s time to pilot a mecha, she sets up an altar and performs a ritual first.
When she’s supposed to become the campus belle, she pins the campus bully against a wall instead.
Transmigrating into the zombie king? She leads the zombies in farming and infrastructure projects, determined to build a “harmonious zombie civilization.”
System 007 goes from falling apart to giving up. “Host, that’s not how the plot goes!”
Qingyao drawls lazily, “Fighting and killing is exhausting. This venerable one just wants to lie flat.”
But in every world, there’s always some troublesome fellow keeping an eye on her
An Imperial Marshal, a hot-tempered campus bully, a headache-inducing tyrant, an anorexic CEO…
They act like coldhearted villains, but the moment they see her, they start acting strangely. “Have we met somewhere before?”
Until one day, the young son of the Immortal Realm’s Celestial Emperor, his memories restored, corners her against a wall:
“It’s been ten thousand years. This time, let me be the one to laze around with you.”
System 007, now evolved into a master of snark: “Host, you’re not fishing for fish. You’ve hooked someone who’s been in love with you for ten thousand years!”
This is the hilarious everyday tale of an easygoing immortal Venerable who brings an adorably clueless System along, crushes one world after another with her cultivation mindset, and gets relentlessly chased and cuddled by a lovesick villain (×), her future Dao companion (√).
