My Lazybones Master Always Lies Back and Wins

I, a master of metaphysics, transmigrate into the cultivation world as a good-for-nothing junior sister. My master thinks I'm lazy, and my senior brothers and sisters think I'm weak. Then, at the sect tournament, I sleep my way into the finals. During a secret-realm expedition, I send paper dolls to clean out the treasure vault. When the Immortal Realm attacks, I rub my pregnant belly and sigh. “Do you really have to force me to act?” Later, the entire cultivation world begs me to teach a class on “Cultivating While Being a Couch Potato.” But my master corners me beneath a peach tree. “Ruanruan, how many secret identities do you have that I don't know about?” #The cultivation world's overachievers beg me through tears to lie flat# #How did the promised good-for-nothing become the Heavenly Dao's own daughter?# #My master is jealous again today#