[Mind-Blowing Fun] [Global Livestream] [National Destiny Showdown]
I start out as the Earth God, my teammate River God is a goofball, and our wild ideas stun the world
Other people draw cards that can destroy the heavens and earth. I draw an Earth God, while a girl draws the River God.
The global livestream begins, and the National Destiny Battlefield descends! The Sakura Kingdom draws Yamata no Orochi, the Lighthouse Nation commands the Thunder God King, and the Three-Eyed Nation manifests Brahma's divine form. But I, Su Chen, am chosen to represent the Xia Kingdom with a conceptual Earth God. The girl beside me, Lin Youyou, has it even worse: the River God.
“The weakest duo! The Xia Kingdom is finished!”
The whole world mocks us, and even our own people despair. Then one day, a beast horde lays siege, and the Allied Nations jeer, “The Xia Kingdom's useless trash are only good for farming and raising fish!”
I crouch and pat the scorched earth beneath my feet.
“Flying and magic are forbidden here. What I say goes.”
Behind me, Lin Youyou blinks, looks at the enemy's flowing sweat, and suddenly realizes something.
“Sweat forms a river, so that counts as a river, right?”
The next second, the earth beneath the enemy troops collapses with a roar, and their sweat floods into their mouths and noses. The entire army chokes and collapses.
The global livestream falls silent.
Later, we fight our way through the battlefield. I define “land”: everything beneath our feet becomes divine territory. She rewrites “river”: even the river of fate is in her hands. When a supreme god from another world descends and looks down on all living things, I sacrifice half my lifespan to tear open the gates of the underworld and enter the Yellow Springs to retrieve her, though she died in battle. My hair turns white, and blood stains my divine robe.
Heavenly immortals and Buddhas fill the sky; gods and demons from a thousand nations stand before us.
I plant my feet on this land, soaked in the blood of our ancestors, and grin.
“River God girl, today let's loosen the soil and open up some rivers for these gods.”
