Lin Mu transmigrates to a modern city on Blue Star, where a blood moon hangs in the sky, and becomes the last disciple of the old charlatan, Daoist Qingfeng. Before his master dies, he leaves Lin Mu three things: a plastic peachwood sword, three pirated manuals, and one piece of advice: “My boy, the rule of this trade is ‘run when you see a ghost.’ Don’t go showing off!”
Lin Mu takes this to heart and decides to follow the path of staying safe at all costs.
That is, until the blood moon rises and his neighbor turns into a blood corpse and slams into his door. In desperation, Lin Mu performs the “spirit-banishing dance” his master taught him. To his astonishment, it activates the [Special Effects Celestial Master System].
The System tells him a cruel truth: 99.9% of the spells his master taught him were nonsense. But hidden in those ridiculous moves, error-filled incantations, and shoddily made magical artifacts are fragments of an ancient lineage, making up the remaining 0.1%.
[Purifying Clothes Charm: Fake] Maxed out, unlocking [World-Cleansing Radiance]: even doing laundry can send vengeful spirits on their way.
[Calming Dance: Fake] Perfected, unlocking [Forced Slumber]: even a thousand-year-old vicious ghost can’t help yawning after seeing it.
[Peachwood Sword: Plastic] Analysis complete, unlocking [Conceptual Intimidation]: even if he holds nothing but a chopstick, the supernatural beings think it’s thousand-year-old lightning-struck wood.
When a cult summons a horde of a million ghosts, the superpowered fighters are locked in a desperate battle, and everyone thinks the apocalypse has arrived.
Lin Mu sighs and pulls out the hundred thousand Insect-Repelling Talismans he drew for practice.
“Enough fooling around. Time to go to sleep.”
In an instant, the myriad ghosts fall silent, the cultists collapse, and the superpowered fighters stare in stunned disbelief.
The big shots of both righteous and evil factions: “???”
But Lin Mu looks at the progress bar for [Spring Rain Spell: Fake] on his screen and scratches his head in frustration.
“Once this rain starts, the mood gets even more suggestive... Sister Su, could you first take off the...”
His liver... It looks amazing!