In the Name of the People: Qi Tongwei, I'm Going to Make You Pay

This book is also known as “Tongwei, It's Cold, Time to Put on a Yellow Robe,” and “Tongwei, You're Not Wrong. The World Is.” My name is Su Yun. I'm a game reviewer. I was paid a fortune to review a game called In the Name of the People, whose protagonist is a pneumatic pump. As a player from the Fourth Catastrophe, I started thinking about how to “put on a yellow robe now that it's cold” in the game. The NPC Gao Xiaoqin walked up to me and said, “Tongwei, I want to have your babies.” I was a young man in my prime. How could I possibly resist? I immediately decided to put that plan into action. Then Liang Lu and her father mocked me, so I slapped them across the face. Zhao Ruilong called me a donkey? I gave him a sound kicking. Then I realized that the more I did whatever I pleased, the faster I advanced! My name is Qi Tongwei. That day, I was smoking a cigar and singing when an evil spirit suddenly took control of my body. That vile spirit actually went after my beloved Gao Xiaoqin. Damn that evil spirit! My beloved! The most outrageous thing was that it slapped Liang Lu and her father and beat Zhao Ruilong to a pulp. Damn that evil spirit! My bright future! Just as I thought the spirit had ruined my life, I suddenly realized: Why am I starting to get ahead!?