They Want Me to Marry a Traitor? I'll Empty the Capital and Make You Pay

[Farming + exile + natural disasters + pocket dimension with spirit spring + System + rebellion + reborn + abuse-the-scum-and-face-slapping + wish fulfillment + 1v1 + mutual devotion + marrying a treacherous minister]

“Husband, shall we rebel? I'll help you open the palace gates!”

The most powerful princess of the previous life is reborn as the enemy kingdom's most foolish, useless princess. Her own father uses her as a pawn and marries her off to Xuan Jin, the most treacherous minister in the land.

She smiles in the face of humiliation.

The moment she opens her eyes, her younger uncle tries to ruin her virtue, so she makes sure he can never have children! She uses her treacherous minister of a husband as the cure.

Her mother-in-law makes her suffer? She slaps her right back and teaches her some manners! She even clears out her private treasury, leaving her in tears!

The emperor gives her poison: “Kill Xuan Jin, and I will let you return to the palace.”

She turns around and pours the poison into the imperial tea. “Father, why don't you try it first?”

The empress refuses to see her, claiming she's an embarrassment? She empties her private treasury, then cheerfully sets fire to her sleeping quarters. “Mother, your daughter is giving you a grand funeral!”

Xuan Jin wants to rebel, so she opens the palace gates herself:

“Husband, hurry up and kill them! Once you're done, we'll divorce and go our separate ways!”

An imperial decree arrives: the entire family is to have their property confiscated and be exiled three thousand li!

The whole household wails, waiting to die. She drags her enemies along with them, then clears out the national treasury, the prince's mansion, the marquis's mansion... She even takes the secret stash under the emperor's bed.

On the road to exile, famine ravages the land and everyone chews tree bark and eats dirt. She sets up a pot, and the smell of roasting meat carries for miles.

Her imperial siblings, who once bullied and humiliated her, kowtow and beg for a mouthful of watery porridge.

“Want some?” She tosses a bun into the dirt and steps on it. “Get on your knees and beg!”

Xuan Jin: “...”