I Took My Parents on a Parenting Show, and Everyone Heard My Inner Thoughts While I Gossiped

Reincarnated as a cannon-fodder toddler in a story full of villains, three-and-a-half-year-old Lu Tangtang only wants to cling to her little yellow duck water bottle, lie flat, enjoy the gossip with her Gossip System, and save up points for a luxurious retirement package!

But who could have guessed that her family would be able to hear her thoughts?

[Dad's in trouble! His best friend is cheating with his wife, and Dad's still helping him count the money. Tomorrow, he'll be blacklisted across the internet!]

Her top-tier star dad, who was just signing a statement announcing his retirement, let his hand slip: ???

[Mom, run! Your sweet-faced bestie stole your script and is going to push you down the stairs and make you miscarry!]

Her screenwriter mom, just about to head out for a meeting, froze: !!!

[Big Brother, don't be mad. Being falsely accused of bullying is nothing. The security footage is on the dean's flash drive~]

Her brother, who had just received his expulsion notice, instantly calmed down: !!!

The whole internet was waiting to watch the Lu family, a bunch of “villains,” embarrass themselves on a variety show with kids. But the show took a completely different turn:

Dad became a master at spotting gold diggers and exposed his hypocritical actor best friend. Mom fought back with style and crushed the sweet-faced Best Actress who'd wronged her. Big Brother made a comeback as a top student and campus heartthrob. Meanwhile, adorable Tangtang just munched on the gossip and casually used her mind-reading spoilers to wipe the floor with the villains.

The original male and female leads were panicking, marketing accounts were stirring up trouble, and greedy relatives were trying to leech off the family?

Tangtang clutched her baby bottle as her thoughts ran wild: [Gossip, gossip, gossip! This person's a criminal, a deadbeat, or a plastic surgery addict!]

After hearing her, her family struck back hard. The villains took turns humiliating themselves live, and viewers across the internet were left baffled: ??? Weren't they supposed to be a family of villains? They're all amazing people!

Tangtang burped. “Gossip makes me happy, points make me rich, and being spoiled by my powerful family is just an unexpected bonus~”