Crazy! The Wicked Empress Has a Meme Floating Over Her Head

[Transmigrate Into a Book + Vicious Villainess + Mind-Reading + Sharp Tongue, Soft Heart + Absurd Comedy + Emoji Over Her Head]

Let me cut to the chase: I’ve suffered a total social death.

I transmigrated into a book as a vicious empress, and the System wants me to do evil, but the emoji over my head keeps making me look adorable!

Doing evil? There’s no way I’ll ever succeed at that. Not in this life.

Scene One:

I order the female lead to be beaten to death with a rod. “Beat her! Beat her hard!”

An emoji pops up over my head: [Help! I don’t even dare kill a chicken! Somebody stop me, waah!]

The emperor raises an eyebrow. “I won’t stop you. I’ll watch with you.”

Me: ?

Scene Two:

Following the plot, I have an illicit affair with Prince Gong and snap at him, “Get lost. Don’t dirty the path in front of me!”

An emoji pops up over my head: [This guy has such a slim waist. I want to grab it.jpg]

The emperor, behind the screen, sneers. “Empress, you like slim waists?”

Me: !

Scene Three:

I stage my own death and prepare to leave the palace and roam the world. I drink the “poison.”

An emoji pops up over my head: [Goodbye! The world is so big, I want to see it!]

The emperor, who has the whole city locked down, catches me at the city gate and grits his teeth. “See it? Who are you planning to see, Empress? Haven’t I been trying hard enough?!”

Me: ...Please, just make it quick!