Great Tang: Memes Invade, and Li Er Is Left Kneeling in Agony!

The good news: I transmigrated to the Tang dynasty and became the son of Cheng Yaojin, Duke of Lu. Time to kick back. The bad news: I became a walking natural disaster with unstable emotions. Military camp training was brutal, so I secretly wiped away a few tears【😭】. The result: A torrential downpour flooded everything within five miles of the camp. My father, Cheng Yaojin: “You little brat! I'm going to beat you to death today!” A dandy picked a fight with me in the street, and my blood pressure shot up【🔥】. The result: His hat spontaneously combusted, leaving him with a bald spot the size of a small sea. The dandy: “A monster! There's a monster!” (He ran away in terror.) In the confusion, Princess Changle came to my rescue, and a【🥰】 appeared above my head. The result: Princess Changle insisted she would marry no one but me. The emperor prayed for rain. The oppressive atmosphere got me feeling emo【🌧️】. The result: A perfectly targeted downpour fell over my estate, and nowhere else in all of Chang'an. Li Shimin: “…” (lost in thought) From then on, whenever rain was needed, officials from the entire court lined up to tell me tragic stories. To bring back clear skies, three thousand beauties from the imperial harem performed songs and dances for me. Cheng Chumo: (utterly despairing) Please, leave me alone! I just want to be a good-for-nothing!