I'll Read Your Fate, You Little Tortoise Grandson

[Fortune-Telling System Activated]

[What it does: Calculates the heavens, the earth, and when you'll die]

[Cost: Each calculation takes one day off your life]

[Benefit: Resolve a calamity and you gain more time]

[Ultimate move: Burn your lifespan for invincibility. Trade 10 minutes for 1 day, same price for everyone]

[Current balance: 3 days, 6 hours, 41 minutes. Oh, there goes another minute.]