The Gods' Game! From the Start, I Get the Three Pure Ones to Do Me a Favor!

[Way ahead of the competition + invincible + satisfying read + one heroine + not a saintly do-gooder + overwhelming stats + twists]

A game of the gods descends upon Earth. Humanity must choose an offering in exchange for a guardian deity's blessing. After Zhang Kuang is set up by his childhood friend, he has no choice but to offer his own life. But in the game, he unexpectedly awakens a hidden guardian deity and an outrageously powerful talent!

Zhang Kuang: What kind of god is the Face-Saving God? And what does it mean to reclaim everything?

Players: We're reporting this! Our chance to enhance equipment is only 1%! Zhang Kuang just asks the Craftsman God to do him a favor, and every enhancement succeeds. Ordinary gear turns straight into divine equipment!

BOSS: I'm reporting this too! I spent a year preparing my world-ending ultimate move, and Zhang Kuang just reclaimed it from me. How are we supposed to play like this?

Players: We're reporting this! We demand an explanation! What does Zhang Kuang mean by starting a PK and asking the Victorious Fighting Buddha to do him a favor?

NPCs: We're reporting this! Zhang Kuang yelled that he was collecting scrap for free, then forcibly reclaimed all our treasures!

Zhang Kuang: Keep reporting me, and see if I don't ask the Three Pure Ones to do me a favor and forcibly reclaim your reporting system.

He calls upon every god in the Three Realms and collects everything under the heavens.

Zhang Kuang: So you're the final BOSS, huh? Why make things difficult for me? I'm just a scrap collector with connections. Three Pure Ones, do me a favor.