The King Sent Me to Patrol the Mountain, and Now the Gods and Demons of All Heavens Kneel in Terror

[Primordial Era setting + Dimensional Overkill + Extreme Contrast]

Xiao Zuanfeng, the number-one patrol goblin of Lion-Camel Ridge, accidentally wanders into a low-dimensional fantasy world.

He thinks he’s as insignificant as an ant, when in fact his body has attained sainthood and is impervious to all magic.

He thinks the command flag in his hand is junk, when in fact a single wave tears open the void and unleashes world-ending gales.

He thinks he’s just diligently “patrolling the mountain,” when in fact he’s turned an entire plane into his own backyard.

…

At the imperial border, a terrifying beast tide erupts, with countless millions of monsters devouring all living things.

Just as the peerless empress falls into despair, she spots a little goblin in battered leather armor, picking his teeth with what looks like a “fragment of a divine artifact,” his eyes shining as he watches the beast tide.

“So many ingredients! The king will surely praise me for being so thrifty!”

Excited, Xiao Zuanfeng bangs the battered gong in his hands.

“Dong, ”

At the sound of the gong, the Great Dao collapses.

A million demonic beasts instantly go weak in the knees, then kneel in perfect unison, shed their fur of their own accord, and line up to be tossed into the pot…