After being turned into a vampire by an unreliable Renaissance painter, coward artist Jean-Pierre Russell survived for more than two centuries in Paris by stealing hospital plasma and repairing ancient paintings. He didn't dare to bite anyone, but he was always laughed at by the vampire nobles for being "embarrassing".
In 2019, the European Vampire Council expelled him out of tolerance. He fled all the way to Guiyang, China, and met the evil cultivator Xuan Jizi of the Ming Dynasty in Huaguoyuan, the "No. 1 God in Asia". This pair of "inhuman" brothers and sisters, one afraid of the sun and the other afraid of Taoist priests, actually found a strange belonging in the fireworks of square dancing, Changwang Noodles and live broadcasts.
Until the Quanzhen sect's masters came down from the mountain, the two escaped to Qianling Mountain overnight and were forced to work for the real "King of the Mountain" - the Monkey King. Teach monkeys how to pose for photos, use beauty, and even mediate disputes among monkeys. Russell secretly proclaimed himself the "Earl of Qianling Mountain", but he didn't know that his absurd life of using Van Gogh's brushstrokes to touch up cultural relics and using plasma to make hairy blood was revealing the loneliness and tenderness common to the immortals in the East and the West.
From the cellars of Paris to the mountaintops of Guizhou, a tragicomedy about kindness, belonging and the eternal fireworks of the city is unfolding.
