Investiture of the Gods: I Speedran the Great Calamity, and the Sages Begged Me to Stop Adding More

[Accelerated Calamities + Lifespan Exchange + Everyone Makes the List]

Gu Qing transmigrates into the Investiture of the Gods and awakens the Calamity-Life System. By accelerating the deaths of those fated to face calamity, or dragging unrelated people into the catastrophe, he can plunder lifespans and exchange them for supreme treasures like the Pangu Banner and Taiji Diagram.

And so the Investiture of the Gods takes a sudden turn. Nezha makes trouble in the sea? Hand him a weapon! Bi Gan has his heart cut out? Give him painkillers so he can live for two more episodes!

After sabotaging Nezha at Chentang Pass, Gu Qing decides the Shang dynasty is taking too long to fall, so he intercepts the wedding procession escorting Su Daji.

“Marquis Su, it takes half a month to reach the capital by carriage? Too slow! The calamity won’t wait!”

As Marquis Su watches in terror, Gu Qing grabs Su Daji and produces a Divine Movement Talisman. “We’re short on time, so I’ll take your beloved daughter straight to King Zhou’s bedchamber by ‘flying’!”

The nine-tailed fox is forced to start work ahead of schedule, and King Zhou launches into a life of debauchery that very night.

Watching the “Lifespan +9999” notifications flood his System dashboard, Gu Qing turns toward the West. “You’re next.”

Sect Master Tongtian: “I told you to face the calamity, not fill the Investiture List to bursting!”

Dao Ancestor Hongjun: “Stop! Why are the Western Teachings’ arhats on the list too?”