The Universe Is a Lump of Shit Cooling Down

The universe was not born from the Big Bang. It was organic-inorganic waste excreted during the metabolism of some unimaginable “superorganism.” The laws of physics as we know them are merely a temporary order produced as this mass slowly decays and decomposes. Dark matter is undigested fibrous residue, dark energy is the gas expansion caused by microbial fermentation, and black holes are necrotic cavities formed in the process of decay. This work explores existentialism, niche philosophy, and the brutal truth about the meaning of life: our struggles and noblest aspirations may be no more than by-products of some colossal organism's metabolism. The story combines rigorous scientific speculation with existential absurdity and tragedy, ultimately carving out a new dimension of meaning in the midst of despair.