My name is Xiao Yao, and I'm a magician.
Of course, I'm not the kind of magician who rides a broomstick, chants spells, and saves the world.
I can't even fly or burrow underground. The main use for the broom at my place is sweeping the floor.
Other people's magic is "Fireball" or "Instant Teleportation."
Mine is "Summoning" or "Candle."
Tired of feng shui, divination, and the mystical arts of the Five Elements?
Why not stop by and take a break at my place?
I don't draw talismans or perform rituals.
I just use a little "not-so-serious magic"
to quietly smooth out those small, creased-up troubles in your life.
So...
Want to give it a try?
My dear customer, perhaps all your everyday life needs is a dash of my "ridiculous but useful" magic.
