[Cultivation + light ensemble cast + protagonist has no romance + absurd]
Xu Yao transmigrated into a cultivation world and, for some bizarre reason, was targeted by a magic wand.
Because of this, she even joined a new sect.
From then on, whenever danger struck, everyone else drew their swords, while Xu Yao brandished her magic wand and chanted spells in a thick Northeastern Chinese accent.
Everyone else marveled at this mysterious secret art, but Xu Yao alone knew it wasn't a secret art at all. It was just a bizarre magic wand.
On top of that, it seemed the entire sect was made up of supporting characters from a novel.
While everyone was falling in love with someone and the whole sect was collectively losing its head over romance,
Xu Yao looked up in confusion, magic wand in hand. "Do I... do I have to fall in love too?"