Help! This vampire’s attempts to die are completely ridiculous!
Wang Batian: “I’m going to kill myself!”
The sun: “No effect.”
Silver sword: “Reflects the blow.”
Priest: “Heretic! Get out!”
Old fisherman: “Stealing my fish? Take this!”
Lin Xing: “Don’t die! I’ll take you for duck blood vermicelli soup. The duck intestines are so crisp they’ll snap!”
Wang Batian: “...Fine. I’ll die after we eat.”
And so, the tyrant, who has lived for three thousand years, begins a ridiculous everyday life of “trying to die but getting flirted with instead”:
He’s dragged to the hospital to be the mascot of the “fellow patient club,” where he has to listen to the old folks lecture him about staying healthy.
He’s even forced to shave his head and accompany the heroine through chemotherapy, while stubbornly insisting, “I just don’t want you to die and leave me with no one to kill myself with!”
Only when Lin Xing lies in his arms and says, “I want you to live well,” does he finally realize:
Turns out that living with the person you love is far better than lonely immortality!
