After Transmigrating into a Demoness's Body, the Daoist Venerable Broke His Vows

One is a notorious, lovesick fool from the Joyous Union Sect. The other is a cold, ascetic leader of the righteous path. An accident forces them to share one body. Ding! [Mission triggered: Not only must you clear your name, you must also rebuild your Dao heart in this body.] And so begins the most absurd cultivation life in history: - Mission One: Facing a pretty boy’s seduction The heroine’s inner voice: I can do this! Let me handle it! The Dao Lord’s response: Kicks him away and coldly spits out one word: “Get lost.” - Mission Two: Facing the Demon Lord’s heartfelt confession The heroine shrieks: Say yes! He’s my dream guy! The Dao Lord’s response: Draws his sword and starts reciting the Clear and Tranquil Scripture on the spot. - Mission Three: Facing the sect’s bewitching arts examination The heroine panics: It’s over, I don’t know how... The Dao Lord’s response: Shows off flawless footwork and leaves the whole crowd speechless, then gives the examiner a lecture for good measure. The righteous path’s young prodigies blush. “She’s so cool and unpretentious. I love her!” The heroine: (Despairing) My harem... You’ve blown it all to pieces! Until one day, the Dao Lord rebuilds his body and corners her against a wall. His eyes redden at the corners, and his voice turns hoarse. “Don’t you like acting wild? Now you can only act that way with me.” The heroine: ??? Weren’t you supposed to be an ascetic?!