I’m the Top-Tier Yellow-Haired Punk: From the Start, I Steal the Chosen One’s Fortune

[Villain + System + state machine + decisive and ruthless + a feel-good story packed with jokes]

Qin Xiao transmigrated into the role of a top-tier “blond punk” villain young master in the capital’s elite circle.

Just as he was planning to give up and coast through life, he discovered that he was in a world combining several web novels, where spiritual qi would revive in three months and myriad races would invade!

And those so-called “children of destiny”, the mountain-trained miracle doctor, the returning king of soldiers, and the reborn Immortal Venerable, not only refuse to save the world, they bring devastation to all living things for their own selfish gain?

[Ding! The National Fortune Suppression System has awakened!]

[Steal the protagonist’s opportunities and undermine their confidence to earn National Fortune Points, which can be exchanged for cultivation technology!]

So Qin Xiao immediately called his all-powerful grandfather. “Grandpa, I want to turn myself in to the state!”

From then on, everything changed.

The miracle doctor wants to play the hero and save the beauty?

Qin Xiao shows up with an armored division to claim the bride. “This wife was assigned to me by the state. Got a problem with that?”

The king of soldiers summons a hundred thousand troops with a single command?

Qin Xiao whips out an official red-stamped document. “Illegal assembly. Send every last one of you to the mines!”

The reborn Immortal Venerable wants to seize the spiritual qi of heaven and earth?

Qin Xiao points to the million cultivator special forces behind him. “All under heaven belongs to the king. This spiritual qi belongs to the state!”

Years later, when the foreign races descend and see the “Living King of Hell” with an empress in his arms and gods and demons beneath his feet, they tremble in fear:

“Who the hell said he was the villain? He’s clearly the guardian deity of humanity!”