A Three-Year-Old Shows the Way as the Emperor of All Ages Beholds China

[A gateway between past and present + adorable child + cozy everyday life + love of country + the whole internet in tears]

Three-and-a-half-year-old Su Nuonuo accidentally bonded with the “Golden Age Time-Travel Gate,” which let her invite emperors from history to visit the year 2026 for three days.

Her first guest was none other than Qin Shi Huang, the emperor who had conquered the six states!

Gazing at the household appliances filling the room, the First Emperor drew his sword in bewilderment. “What is this? It can even glow?”

Nuonuo handed him a bottle of cola. “Silly Uncle, this is happy water. It’s yummy!”

When Nuonuo took the First Emperor aboard a high-speed train, he watched the prosperous land rush past the window at 350 kilometers per hour.

His eyes reddened. “My Great Qin… did it ever have a road like this?”

When Emperor Wu of Han saw the rooster-shaped outline of China on a map, he exclaimed, “Those who invade our mighty Han, no matter how far away, will be destroyed. Later generations have done it!”

When Huo Qubing saw a formation of tanks like a steel tide, he cried, “With cavalry like this, how could the Xiongnu ever survive?”

She had only meant to treat her ancestors to good food and drink. She never expected to make the great sages of every age weep.

“This prosperous age is just as you wished!”

Viewers across the internet wept: “I have no regrets about being born in China. In my next life, I’ll be Chinese again!”