The Noble Sword Immortal's Leisurely Life

(Fantasy) (Fun-loving protagonist) (Multiple heroines) (I’m bad at writing blurbs)

Lin Shuying has a simple dream: to retire in peace in another world.

An Eastern sword immortal exiled by his family, he lives on a grand estate near the frontier. Every day, he brews spirit tea, basks in the sunset, and writes snarky diary entries. He just wants to spend his long Golden Core lifespan doing nothing.

Until one night, an eloping princess falls into his hot spring.

System triggered automatically: The hot spring explodes, sword energy flies everywhere, and the pursuers are sent skyward.

The drenched princess glares at him. “Y-You dare...”

Lin Shuying: “...Can I say it was an accident?”

His peaceful retirement goes off the rails:

The tsundere princess refuses to leave. “A commoner has offended the royal family. Your punishment is to become my bodyguard!”

A mysterious witch knocks on his door to investigate. “Your ancient martial arts are quite fascinating from an academic perspective~”

The shy maid transforms in secret. “Master, your tea is ready... (Whoosh! A throwing knife knocks out a thief.)”

A gravely wounded dwarf bursts through the door. “Master! Save our clan!”