Journey to the West: Cut It Out, I'm Really Not Patriarch Bodhi!

Ji Yuan transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes an ordinary disciple under Patriarch Bodhi!

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The Monkey King immediately kneels. “Please, Master, teach me the way to immortality!”

Ji Yuan looks at the future Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

“Monkey, immortality is so low-class. I've got a set of "Cover the Heavens" techniques here. Want to learn?”

From then on, Journey to the West goes completely off the rails:

Sun Wukong doesn't learn the Seventy-Two Transformations. Instead, he painstakingly cultivates “Self at Ease Through the Transformation of Others,” summoning allies from across the river of time to brawl;

The Golden-Winged Great Peng Bird tosses aside the Buddhist scriptures, hoists up the “Eight Forms of Rebellion,” and prepares to take on the Tathagata;

After Yang Jian, the Erlang Shen, reads the Nine Revolutions Profound Art, he silently points his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Halberd at Lingxiao Palace...

Heaven is shaken, Spirit Mountain is dumbfounded, and Patriarch Bodhi falls into a profound crisis of self-doubt.

“What on earth did I teach?”