Great Song: I Am Liu Bei, and from the Start I Execute the Six Traitors

I, Liu Bei, am emperor in the Song dynasty, and all of this feels like child's play. After transmigrating into the body of Emperor Huizong of Song, I just can't get used to it. Whenever I review a memorial, I instinctively ask, “Kongming, what do you think?” When inspecting the imperial guards, I can't help sighing. “You call that a warhorse? It's not even as good as my Dilu!” Faced with a bunch of useless ministers who know nothing but factional infighting, I blurt out, “Back in the day, I didn't fear Cao Cao's army of eight hundred thousand. And you think you can play tricks in front of me?” They think I'm that sentimental artist, but they don't know my soul was tempered in the chaos of the late Han dynasty! Recruiting a Liangshan hero as a personal guard is much easier than making three visits to the thatched cottage. Playing schemes against the Jurchens is like picking on children. Don't talk to me about music, chess, calligraphy, or painting. All I know is how beautiful the land is! This time, I'll use the Three Kingdoms playbook to beat this game called the Great Song!