The 33rd Book I Typed with My Toes

Xie Yuan’s soul travels back to the Warring States period, where he becomes the son of a hunter whose entire family was slaughtered by Lao Ai.

At death’s door, he binds himself to the [Heaven’s Mandate Usurper System].

From the start, he kills Lao Ai in a counterattack, disguises himself as him, and is offered to Empress Dowager Zhao Ji as a male favorite by Lü Buwei.

Zhao Ji believes in immortals, so he plays one;

Lü Buwei tries to poison him, but he is immune to every poison;

the Web of Luo keeps watch, unaware that he is already immune to every poison. With the System at his side, his cultivation reaches the Grandmaster realm!

He establishes the Western Depot, with authority to execute first and report later, acting by royal decree;

he absorbs the Web of Luo, and under the God-Controlling Needles, no one dares betray him;

he supports Ying Zheng, sidelines Lü Buwei, and turns the court into a place where only his word counts.

As the Empress Dowager loses herself in tenderness and the King of Qin relies on him as his right-hand man,

he gently strokes the Sword of Ding Qin and murmurs to his reflection, “The next mission... must be to become emperor, right?”