【System + tycoon + returning to the village to slap faces + one heroine + nonstop thrills】
“Su Yun, your childhood friend Er Gouzi has an Audi now. You're still renting that beat-up Hyundai, right?”
“You're not getting any younger. Auntie can introduce you to a divorcee with a kid. Sure, you'd be taking someone else's leftovers, but she does have a Volkswagen Lavida!”
On the twenty-third day of the twelfth lunar month, Su Yun returned to his village after losing his job. Faced with the whole village's snobbish relatives putting him down, he couldn't resist bragging:
“Actually, this car is just for grocery runs. My Rolls-Royce Cullinan is being shipped here right now.”
“A girlfriend? Of course I've got one! The daughter of the richest family in the capital, worth a trillion. She's bringing a whole motorcade to visit my parents for the New Year!”
The entire village burst out laughing, eager to see Su Yun make a fool of himself.
The next second, a cold mechanical voice rang out.
【Ding! The Host has been detected bragging. The limited-edition Spring Festival Say-It-and-It-Happens System has been activated!】
【Rewriting the cause and effect of reality... The Cullinan has arrived at the village entrance!】
【The eldest daughter of the Chu family of the capital is on her way, bringing a ten-billion-yuan dowry!】
As luxury cars worth tens of millions blocked the village entrance, a cool and beautiful CEO took Su Yun's arm and called him “hubby,” and box after box of specially supplied Moutai piled up on the heated brick bed...
His aunts and uncles were dumbfounded.
Su Yun spread his hands. “I was just saying whatever came to mind. Who knew it would actually come true?”
