Livestream: You Were Told to Sell Hardware, but You Listed a Star Destroyer

After transmigrating to Blue Star, Li Xiang took over a dilapidated hardware store and bonded with the God-Tier Hardware System. The System’s motto: The customer is always right. If a customer dares to ask for it, this shop dares to make it! Netizen: “Boss, the power’s been out lately. Do you have a brighter flashlight?” Li Xiang: “An artificial-star spotlight. It illuminates an area 5,000 kilometers across, and you can adjust the brightness if it’s too bright.” Netizen: “Boss, I’m going fishing. Do you have sharp scissors for cutting fishing line?” Li Xiang: “Nanomolecular shears that can cut through space itself. Using them to cut fishing line would be overkill!” At first, netizens thought this was just a livestream with hardcore special effects. That is, until the day a trembling big shot from the Longguo Academy of Sciences walked into the store. “Boss Su, I heard you even have the Luan Bird platform from the ‘South Heavenly Gate Project’?” Li Xiang pointed to the backyard. “I don’t sell parts, but finished products ship free. Please leave a five-star review!” At that moment, the Eagle Sauce panicked. You call this a hardware store? It’s clearly an interstellar arms depot!