Don't Call Me the Divine Lord, Call Me the Dog-Brained Producer and GM

Lin Ke had just transmigrated to a fantasy world where anyone could carve out a divine kingdom and kindle divine fire. Before he even had time to mourn being "dirt poor," he awakened the [Fourth Calamity System]. What? Building a divine kingdom takes time and effort, and developing a following is like walking on thin ice? Lin Ke looked at the System interface and smiled the benevolent smile of a capitalist. He packaged his divine kingdom as the world's first fully immersive VR game, "The Era of Gods and Demons," and sent out invitations to Earth players for the "open beta." And so the divine kingdom's style went completely off the rails. "Holy crap! This NPC is way too smart! I hit her once and she actually swore at me?" One player chased the aloof goddess next door's divine envoy for three whole streets. "Get grinding, brothers! I want you grinding yourselves to death! Put in the work now, and the Divine Lord will be living in a divine palace tomorrow!" The construction maniacs chanted slogans as they built the main city walls in three days. "GM! There's a bug! I'm stuck in an enemy god's asshole and can't get out!" While other gods were still worrying about their followers' piety, Lin Ke was already racking his brains over how to talk his bunch of lunatics out of spending all day trying to kidnap the enemy gods' saintesses. "This is a war, not a giant outdoor raid! You bunch of perverts!"