The Fourth Book by Vermilion Bird Perched on the Parasol Tree

From the start, I transmigrated into the body of the scumbag Lu Zhanyuan, and the System told me to conquer the wuxia world with memes.

Li Mochou wants to kill me? I shout, “Sister, don’t swing! I’ll teach you the proper way to practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra!”

Huang Rong asks who taught me? I reply, “My family’s martial arts are a bit of a jumble. That move just now was Heavenly Sword. Want to learn it?”

Yang Guo wants to spar? I grin. “I only know six of the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms, but I can show you Cloud-Dispersing Palm instead. Want to see?”

Everyone thinks I’m some mysterious master from beyond the world, a martial arts prodigy who appears once in ten thousand years.

Only I know that all my martial arts come from the System’s random draws.

Later, I defeat Dugu Qiubai with Myriad Swords Returning to the Source, guide Zhang Sanfeng with the Thirteen Forms of Tai Chi, and toy with Zhang Wuji using Great Shift of the Universe...

Years later, Wei Xiaobao pays his respects and asks, “Grandmaster Lu, how did you get the grandmothers to live together in peace back then?”

Lu Cheng looks at the courtyard full of legendary figures behind him and silently lights a cigarette.

“Don’t ask. The System made me do it!”