[One heroine + imaginative cultivation + invincible power fantasy]
I transmigrated into the cultivation world as a lowly servant and awakened a bizarre physique.
When I get scolded, my cultivation skyrockets. When I get praised, I lose a whole rank on the spot!
I thought I’d been handed the script of a chosen one, but then I realized it was Survival of the Fittest.
At the immortal sect’s disciple recruitment ceremony, the sect leader stroked his beard and smiled. “This child has extraordinary bones…”
I leaped at him and clapped a hand over his mouth. “Shut up, old geezer! I have osteoporosis!”
The number one beauty of the immortal realm nodded to me. “Fellow cultivator, your bearing is unmatched…”
I immediately whipped out a memory stone and played on loop the story of how she wet the bed at three (which I made up).
The Demon Venerable was so thoroughly fooled by me that he coughed up blood. With his dying breath, he trembled, “I… admire you!”
I was so terrified that my soul nearly left my body. I fell to my knees and shouted, “Please, don’t! Just curse my whole family instead! I’m begging you!”
Now, I just want to scream at this godforsaken world:
“If you don’t know how to insult people, learn! Praise me again and I swear I’ll die right in front of you!”
This book is also known as: “How I Became the Number One in the Immortal Realm by Getting Scolded”
“Cultivating Through Emotions: Why Is Your Majesty, the Empress, Kneeling Before Me When I Insult You?”
P.S. Click in to see how the most fragile cultivator in modern xianxia uses nothing but a foul mouth to scrape by and become the greatest “jerk” emperor of all time.
