Genshin Impact: Everyone Thinks I'm Secretly in Love with the Sixth Seat

[Straightforward heroine and tsundere cat] [Sweet romance + pairing + BG + short story] The Fatui: high pay and great benefits. “Tell me, what kind of person do you like? I'll find one for you.” Iris's superior is clearly confident. “First, they have to be good-looking.” She likes good-looking people. “Mm.” Her superior nods and makes a note. “Second, it'd be best if they were strong.” “Mm-hmm.” “Third, it'd be best if they were infertile.” The harder the conditions, the better. “Mm-hmm... Hmm? That one's a little difficult, but I suppose it's not impossible.” “Fourth, they can't be human or a yokai.” So, a ghost? After thinking it over, she adds, “They should also have a tangible, humanlike form.” Good-looking, strong, infertile, neither human nor yokai, and with a humanlike form? Her superior is stumped. A coworker drops the cookie from his mouth and blurts out, “Isn't that Lord Scaramouche?” “Who?” “Lord Scaramouche, of course.” At those words, the notebook falls from their superior's hand, another coworker splashes coffee all over his hand, their friend stares in stunned disbelief, and someone nervously adds two extra spoonfuls of sugar to their coffee. Then, amid the admiring looks of everyone around her, a fellow Fatui pats Iris on the shoulder. “Just like you... You actually dare to have designs on that Lord.” “That's insane!”