The Toughest Man in Daqing: He Read Himself into a Mental Breakdown

[Comedy + Misinterpretation + System + Ridiculous Schemes + Invincibility] Lu Changsheng transmigrates to a high-martial world and becomes a low-ranking official in the Court of State Ceremonial, whose only job is to take the blame. A Northern Barbarian delegation brings an ancient ferocious beast to the capital and specifically demands that he receive them. If he messes up, he'll be sacrificed to Heaven on the spot! At the end of his rope, he binds himself to the [Divine Reading System]. Reading books grants him skills. But the "books" provided by this System all seem to have something seriously wrong with them! He reads A Guide to Castrating Livestock and comprehends [Divine Skill: Weakness Insight]. The ferocious beast sees him, immediately clamps its hind legs together, covers its crotch, and weeps. From then on, it gives up lust. Everyone: "...How the hell is this a Confucian technique?!" He reads Michael Jackson's Dance Moves Illustrated and masters [Domain: Infectious Rhythm]. At the state banquet, an enemy general shatters souls with sound waves. Lu Changsheng pulls out a book, and all the officials in court start bouncing and dancing along with the enemy general. Everyone: "...How the hell is this an official of the Ministry of Rites?!" He reads The True Rhythms of Good Fortune and unlocks [Law: Auspicious Transformation]. A barbarian shaman summons soul-devouring black mist. He opens the sheet music, and the gloomy ghostly fog filling the sky instantly turns into festive streamers and lanterns. Everyone: "...Please, just close the book!" Years later, after he reaches the pinnacle with one "evil book" after another, the world's powerful cultivators see their Dao hearts crumble. "Don't let him read another book! Every time he turns a page, the whole world's tone goes haywire!" Lu Changsheng closes the latest book to appear in his hands, Postpartum Care for Sows, and looks innocent. "I never wanted to become invincible... I just wanted to read in peace!"