My dad is the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea, and my mom is the Mermaid Empress of the Western Sea. And me? I'm a slippery little... loach. My Dragon King dad said with a stiff smile, "It's called returning to one's original nature." I blew a bubble. Being a useless little loach is great. Food comes right to my mouth, and nobody makes me take the civil service exam. I worked three consecutive all-nighters, then slipped and kicked the bucket. As I was being reincarnated, I silently wished for a good next life: "Please, no more nine-to-nine, six-days-a-week drudgery. Let me be the richest person in the world, someone who hits the peak right at debut." And I really did become the richest person in the world. I spent five hundred years growing inside the Crystal Palace of the Eastern Sea, and finally the day came when I hatched. Only, compared with me...
