Live Archaeology: Could That Thousand-Year-Old Corpse Really Be Me?

[Comedy + wild imagination + livestreaming + the underworld + historical mysteries + infinite resurrections]

Su Mu is an overworked underworld employee. To keep his iron rice bowl, he's forced to visit broken points in history and “boost his performance.”

Others face a narrow escape in forbidden zones. He goes there to stock up!

Caught in a deadly situation? No worries!

[Ding! Watch a 30-second underworld ad to be instantly restored to full health!]

And so, things go completely off the rails:

In the Great Qin, he swallows a pound of poison right in front of everyone, dies and comes back to life, terrifying Qin Shi Huang, who honors him as the “Immortal Imperial Tutor”!

In Kunlun, he slides in to feed the Queen Mother of the West's giant serpent. After reviving, he turns around and tames it as a pet, naming it “Xiaobai”!

A thousand years later, a national archaeological team excavates a forbidden zone, livestreaming the whole thing.

The moment the unearthed relics appear, an elderly expert trembles. “Who exactly is this ‘Su Mu’ mentioned on the stele? Why does he appear throughout five thousand years of Chinese history?!”

In the livestream, Su Mu is slacking off and quietly types: “Um... stop digging. That's trash I buried back then.”

The whole internet erupts. “Streamer, so that divine statue worshipped by thousands... is you?!”