Honkai: Star Rail, but My Life Simulator Exploded

[Confirmed romantic interests: Huanlong, Yaoguang, March 7th (Evernight), Robin]

The early chapters included a huge dealbreaker that dragged the rating down. I know I messed up, and I'm currently making major revisions.

The Consultant transmigrated.

The good news: He arrived at the Xianzhou Luofu, where the scenery was picturesque and beautiful women were everywhere. He also had a golden finger with him: the "Life Simulator."

The bad news: The simulator blew up.

The even worse news: Although the simulator blew up, all the "lives" it had simulated became reality.

And so the Consultant discovered that, somehow, he'd become a heartless man, someone's unattainable first love, and a scumbag who "seduced her and then abandoned her."

Before he could even figure out what was going on, the smiling ferryman of the Sky-Faring Commission brought him home. On that fragrant bamboo couch, he got to experience what it meant to have a fox repay a kindness.

Before he could catch his breath, a white-haired charlatan who called herself "Boss Yaoguang" cornered him at a roadside snack stall, shouting at him to "vivo50."

To his left was a Lord Ravager who wanted to devour him whole;

To his right was a General Rongtao who wanted to keep him tied to her side;

And then there were all the "old acquaintances" on their way here, each with an increasingly dangerous look in their eyes...

The Consultant stared at the cup of iced tea that had just been smashed to pieces, cowering and trembling between two big shots.

"Um... There's something I don't know if I should say."

"I really don't know any of you!"

--This is a story about trying to preserve your chastity (crossed out) your life in a Honkai: Star Rail world full of yanderes and troublemakers.

Simulator-style story (sort of) | Love triangle showdown | Lighthearted banter | Regret for the rest of your life | Chasing the husband to the crematorium (?)