I'm Just a Thief, It's Nothing Special

High Martial Arts + One Female Lead + A Touch of Humor + No Brain-Dead Plotting + No Slow Burn + Not a Wish-Fulfillment Novel = ?

I transmigrated, and my girlfriend was already in a hotel room with someone else! Seriously, what is this, am I the other guy next door?

There’s no time to think. “Bang!” My best friend Chen Lin and I kick the door open to catch them in the act, but then we both start retching...

A naked man’s corpse lies on the red bedsheets... The girl is biting down on some unknown rod-shaped object...

The girl’s slender, blood-red hand gently touches Wang Haoyu’s head. “We will meet again.” Her soft words echo beside his ear.

“Thud!” The girl leaps from the upper floor...

“Thief...” A line of text appears before Wang Haoyu’s eyes.