A Blind Date with an Old Coot? I Turned Around and Spoiled a Spirited Young Woman

[System + tycoon fantasy + contrast-fueled thrills + rebellious street girls + mindless, over-the-top wish fulfillment]

“We can get married, but the property deed has to be in my name, the bride price is 880,000, and you have to hand over your salary card. Also, I don’t want children. That’s exploitation of women’s bodies.”

At a blind date, faced with the smug remarks of a 35-year-old “old crow,” Zhang Yang flung a glass of plain water at her. “Ma’am, the foundation on your face is sliding into your soup!”

After walking out, Zhang Yang awakens the ** [God-Tier Emotional Spending System]**. Spend money on a fake gold-digger? The System shocks him as punishment! Spend money on a sincere, innocent girl? Get a hundredfold cashback bonus!

At a street stall, Zhang Yang spots several red-haired street girls squatting on the ground counting coins. “Boss, give these sisters deluxe chicken leg rice with extra egg and sausage!” For just fifty yuan, he gets a perfectly synchronized ninety-degree bow in return. “Thanks, Uncle! You’re so handsome, Uncle! We’ll protect you around here from now on!”

Watching them wolf down their food, Zhang Yang has an epiphany. A 20,000-yuan bag can’t buy a single smile from an old crow, but a 200-yuan cash gift can get a street girl to dance the social shuffle all night!

From then on, everything changes. When rich second-generation kids show off in their Ferraris, Zhang Yang waves his hand and three thousand modified “ghost-fire” scooters roar through the streets, their neon lights blinding the whole city! When society ladies mock the girls’ tacky tattoos, the heiresses of the wealthiest families kneel before Zhang Yang and call him “Uncle”!

Zhang Yang lights up a cigarette and looks at the army of tens of thousands of street girls behind him. “They smoke, drink, and get tattoos, but they’re good girls. You drink tea, read books, and do yoga, but you’re truly awful!”